"Fuck! Goddammit!" I banged my left knee into a filing cabinet on my way to my bathroom to pee this morning. Injuring a knee, being unable to do cardio for an extended period of time, and getting fat has replaced gynecomastia as my biggest fear….
Date Archives May 2015
Silicon Valley
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/roo/5022581693.html "Have ever attended more than 1 protest."
Product Shop NYC
I saw A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, and this scene is all kinds of swoon-worthy: Some context: The boy is high on ecstasy and dressed as Dracula, and the girl is a vampire. Double feature: This scene in A Girl Walks Home Alone…
Carnage Asada
David Letterman and his former writers share the greatest jokes he never told Halloween costume: "That thing on Aaron Neville's forehead." Around 1986, Dave approved my transcribing an old episode of the show, then using this as a script to remake that episode with other…
Peace is more than the absence of war
Today I learned that a national touring festival of YouTubers, Instagrammers, Tweeters, and Viners is a thing that exists. If you want to feel embarrassed to live in the First World, peep its full line-up. Rory: So it's SXSW Interactive for teenage girls and gaybois?
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
19. The Guy From Jeff's Gym (Community, S06E09) Honourable Mention Bret Hart introduces Sami Zayn (WWE Raw, 05-04-15) Shaq – Lip Sync Battle (Inside the NBA, 05-06-15) Shaq Falling Down Memes (Inside the NBA, 05-06-15) Stray Observations "She does her BM in the PM." (Bob's…
Mujibur and Sirajul
THE LOBSTER is the English language debut of Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth). In the near future, single people, according to the rules of The City, are arrested and transferred to The Hotel. There they are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days. If they…
Tom is acting crazy about balls
My nine-year-old nephew discovered Magic: The Gathering this year. While driving him home from school one day, I note that I played Magic when it debuted [true] and [because I like fucking with people] that I had a Black Lotus. He doesn't know what a…
Arch Deluxe
I can't stop watching this WWE 2K15 bug. Jay and Dan admire the majesty of the Champions League theme song
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break
Every time I see this, I think, "What is a back pitch?" While I have learned to live with missing or misused apostrophes, missing commas will forever bother me. They are kinda imperative: Oxford commas more so: Why are Pitch Perfect 2 and Rihanna not…