On the White House Correspondents' Association dinner:
1. Imagine the comedy routines of Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, or Scott Walker.
2. I'm surprised that Ellen has never hosted.
3. John Oliver is totally hosting next year.
4. Richard Pryor hosted in 1968, a month after Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act.
5. Who hosts nearer in the future: A black comedian or Jeff Ross?
There is eclectic, and then there is this: