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Date Archives March 2015
Edamame Fart
This is how lame Silicon Valley is: 1. Three places is errands, not a crawl. 2. All three places are located in the same market, metres apart. 3. The third place is a wine bar. Might as well just tailgate outside Levi's Stadium. Oh. This…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
11. Glow Stick Magic Trick (Troy, S02E01) Honourable Mention Air Max 1 Prediction Trick (Troy, S02E01) Forget (The Walking Dead, S05E13) Sex Scene (The Last Man on Earth, S01E03) Religious Cult Mass Murder Scenario (Vice, S03E02) Stray Observations "Face it. I'm not heroic like Arnold…
Don't Pass Bar
He didn't spend six years in Grammy medical school to be called "Peter." The Grammy was for an instrumental album. From 2006. He beat out Gerald Albright, Larry Carlton, Fourplay, and Spyro Gyra.
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Matthew Jason "Matt" Bloom (born November 14, 1972) is an American professional wrestling trainer, color commentator and retired professional wrestler. Bloom is best known for his in-ring appearances with WWE as Prince Albert, Albert and A-Train from 1999 to 2004 and as Lord Tensai and…
I wear a suitcase under each one of my eyes
Oh that "Beef Wellington" looks good. How much is it? $275?! Then I saw the price of the king crab. Greetings from Las Vegas. [flipping through the in-flight magazine on my flight to Vegas] What does that say? Oh. Fiesta. So the line-up is Ozzy's…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
10. Girlfriend University (Man Seeking Woman, S01E08) Honourable Mention Hot Mic (The Jinx, S01E04) Tony the Toilet Buddy (Better Call Saul, S01E05) "All of the Above" (Empire, S01E09) Conan gives fake CNN report (Conan, 03-04-15) Shirley stabs her mother with a fork until able to…
Loathing Optional
What has two thumbs and is going to Vegas for a week on a whim?
Like a light-skinned slave, we in the motherfuckin' house
What if you learned that the world was ending in five days? A total implosion, so don't bother with a bunker. Nothing will survive. What would you do? How do you cross stuff off a bucket list when no one has any incentive to help…
Don't smoke cheeba, can't stand crack
Previously on Adam Riff™ (October 2005): Yesterday, I found a pubic hair in the dishwasher. I was peeing at Chipotle and saw a pubic hair on top of the urinal, which was waist-high. Idea: Pube Blotter. Why is no one talking about New York City's…