I can't stop looking at GIFs of Japanese celebrities orally seeing if objects in a room are real or actually sugar confectionery. The Chick-fil-A cows figured out the English language, and how to write, and how to fuckin' parachute into a football stadium, but they…
Date Archives January 2015
It's so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool week after week
You know how fading international soccer stars retire to Major League Soccer teams for a final payday? China: The MLS of cinema. Speaking of Chinese film productions… Can't hurt to try, I suppose. They just keep going and going and— Idea: Hot Shots: Part Trois….
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Is this supposed to be fun? Because it's some hour-long American Idol results show bullshit to me. related: A Teenager's View on Social Media
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
2. Christina (Worst Cooks in America, S06E01) Honourable Mention Let's hear it for John Cena (WWE Raw, 01-05-15) Stray Observations "The fanny runs deep." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E12) (Worst Cooks in America, S06E01) "Hold on. I recognize that sound. It's butts on brass." (Bob's Burgers, S05E08)…
Boring. All right.
Wooden Wisdom should tour with Macauley Culkin's band – The Good Son Tour. Reality Competition Idea: Celebrity DJ Showdown. Elijah Wood, Ansel Elgort, Hodor, Danny Masterson, Nick Hogan, chef Hubert Keller…
I'm writing the report on losing and failing
I call this the "woman lackadaisically using it while staring at her phone" machine. As all existing audio players for swimmers are shit, when I swim laps, I have lots of time to think. Idea: Chess swimming – like chess boxing, but with swimming. Embed…
I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
Mike: It's a bummer that Animaniacs didn't have the staying power of greater cartoons. Jon: Well, out of sight, out of mind. Rumors have been rife that Rupert Murdoch plans to divest his 39% stake in Sky Europe (worth more than $4B) to fund a…
Craft Brewers Are Running Out Of Names, And Into Legal Spats
In July 2013, Lagunitas Brewing Co.'s owner, Tony Magee, received a cease-and-desist order from SweetWater Brewing Co. in Atlanta demanding that the Northern California brewing giant stop using the marijuana code "420" in the cryptic artwork and messaging found on many Lagunitas beer labels. Since…
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
The Scorpion King franchise keeps getting more and more amazing. The fourth one also stars Rutger Hauer, Michael Biehn, Barry Bostwick, Antônio Silva, and kickboxing legend Don "The Dragon" Wilson. The Scorpion King: The Rock (WWE) The Scorpion King 2: Randy Couture (MMA) The Scorpion…
Can Rap Genius Annotate the World?
Lehman handed me a bottle of branded "Baller Water," which has since been replaced by two new varieties: "Scholar Water," in keeping with the company's new focus, and "Bottle Water," without the d, in keeping with the company's commitment to irreverence. Can Rap Genius Annotate…