I hear nothing but terrible things about office holiday parties, but just once in my life, I would like to attend one. My current job, the staff is scattered around the country. Before this job, long-term unemployment. Before that, I temped at the headquarters of…
Date Archives December 2014
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
50. Black people can't be racist (Black-ish, S01E10) Honourable Mention I'm From Long Island (New Girl, S04E11) Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E19 – a "television episode of the year" candidate The Office: Middle Earth (Saturday Night Live, S40E09) Stray Observations "Presents is like old people third…
Christian Fitness
$2 Holiday Customer Appreciation, $3 Select, $4 Lunch, Simple $6 Menu – how many ways can Subway put lipstick on a six-inch sandwich? A six-inch sandwich from Subway is barely food. If $5 footlongs aren't sustainable, how about a $5 nine-inch sandwich? 3/4 4 $5!
Should I ask him if he liked DJANGO?
Rory: The National League is the Big 12 – everyone plays everyone. The American League is the SEC – everyone plays eight instead of nine conference games for a competitive advantage. DHs = FCS teams. Jon: What happens next year when the Rose Bowl isn't…
Starbucks Lovers
The fuck is this? FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST. #soafinale — Adam Riff™ (@adamriffs) December 10, 2014 Rory: Where would you rank Charlie Hunnam's career among Undeclared cast members? Jon: Hmm… Well, among the main cast, second, behind Seth Rogen. 1. Seth Rogen 2….
Get happy or get your ass out
Let's judge this book by its cover: Hot or not? Oh it was filmed in Thailand! And the victims are all lesbians! Allie has to decide fast… stay in this human cesspool and track down the killer, or return home to Detroit. She chooses the…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
49. Michael Jackson's "Black Or White" video morphing HANNITIZED (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05) Honourable Mention Vulva violation (Getting On, S02E04) Hammer Time (Friends of the People, S01E06) Lorde rubs her clit (South Park, S18E09) Scat Duel (Key and Peele, S04E10) Stray Observations…
Eater's Digest: Portland, OR
Previously on Adam Riff™: I trekked out to a bakery in northeast Portland, and it had closed early so that the staff could go apple picking, because of course. October 2014 nong's khao man gai / pacific pie company / salt and straw / le…
ASBO and Proud
Sundance 2015: Festival Unveils U.S. & World Cinema Competition Slates + NEXT Lineup The Wolfpack / U.S.A. (Director: Crystal Moselle) — Six bright teenage brothers have spent their entire lives locked away from society in a Manhattan housing project. All they know of the outside…
Laxachusetts
Disney's The Breakfast Club The brain = Marvel/Star Wars The athlete = ESPN The basket case = A&E The princess = ABC Family/Lifetime The criminal = Maker Studios Wikia descriptions of season 14 Degrassi characters: Mike Dallas, the multi-layered alphamale and teen dad repeating Grade…