51. Society's Lies (The Eric Andre Show, S03E07)

Stray Observations

• The complete No-No List (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• "Hey. No nose hair trimming."
  "Well, I hope you like nostril bush." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• "Is it something you can hear Garfield saying? If so, it's glib." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• "My keeping things light and being Garfieldian is the only reason we don't fight." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• "Charles Boyle calls people 'baby' when he gets angry." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• Brassiere in a paper bag (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11)
• "I like your hair. It matches your teeth." (Bob's Burgers, S05E07)
• "You don't screw with a tri-delt." (Getting On, S02E06)
• Getting On Season Grade: C+
• MasterChef Junior Season Grade: C

(Black Mirror: White Christmas)

• Black Mirror: White Christmas Grade: C+
• Asylum! (American Horror Story, S04E10)
• "You know what I see when I look at you spewing your shit? A dinosaur, roaring at monkeys sailing by, on bikes, with iPads." (Babylon, S01E06)
• All the Emmys for Bertie Carvel (Babylon, S01E06)
• The timing of this show… (Babylon, S01E06)
• Babylon Season Grade: B
• An Annotated List of Every Single Person Who Sang in the Colbert Finale (The Colbert Report, 12-18-14)
• Vaping Lincoln (The Colbert Report, 12-18-14)
• "I'm getting angry at liberals." (The Colbert Report, 12-18-14)

(The Eric Andre Show, S03E07)

• "Life begins when Ryan Phillippe is horny and ladies be ovulating." (The Eric Andre Show, S03E07)
• The Amazing Race: Blind Dates? (The Amazing Race, S25E12)
• The Amazing Race Season Grade: C
• "Really?"
  "With Seth and Amy." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E20)
• Comedy Bang! Bang! Season Grade: C+
• Toby Keith and Tim Meadows on both Colbert and Ferguson's finales (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12-19-14)

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