Date Archives December 2014
Kill 'em all dead, bodies in the hallway
ESPN owns 11 bowl games, and Disney owns ESPN. Why doesn't Disney sponsor some of its bowls? The Age of Ultron Bowl. The Tomorrowland Bowl. World premiere footage throughout the telecast. Pimp your studio's films while boosting your network's ratings. Shame that Star Wars: The…
Adam Riff™ Clips of the Year
To recap: 1. Unhung Hero 2. Enlisted 3. WWE Raw 4. The Midnight Beast 5. Bob's Burgers 6. New Girl 7. True Detective 8. Looking 9. Hannibal 10. Hannibal 11. Review 12. Rick and Morty 13. Portlandia 14. Portlandia 15. WWE Raw 16. Game of…
The Top 10 Fight Scenes of 2014
'Tis some fights before Christmas to watch in your house. 10. Wallace vs. Howard Howe (Tusk) Kevin Smith [director] — All right, so here's the third act. He then goes and puts on his suit, you know, made of human skins, and so you realize…
Black Me Out
What has two thumbs and was retweeted by Ryan Phillippe and Bow Wow this past weekend? Juliette Lewis favourited the Phillippe tweet. I tried playing New Super Mario Bros Wii with B's seven-year-old daughter, but she struggled to use a d-pad, and it hit me…
I never conquered, rarely came
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAST: From 2011: Quentin Tarantino reportedly signed on to play a bandit who dies from gold coins fired out of a shotgun.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
51. Society's Lies (The Eric Andre Show, S03E07) Stray Observations The complete No-No List (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11) "Hey. No nose hair trimming." "Well, I hope you like nostril bush." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E11) "Is it something you can hear Garfield saying? If so, it's glib." (Brooklyn…
Tell 'em we don't die, we multiply
I asked B's seven-year-old daughter what she wants for Christmas. —Dinner at Gary Danko. [spit-take] —You're too young to eat there. —Noo, I ate at Plumed Horse… —You bring your children to Michelin-starred restaurants? At supermarkets in my area, you can buy pre-packed bags of…
I asked my friend who doesn't watch wrestling to name some of the current WWE Superstars
I asked my friend who doesn't watch wrestling to name some of the current WWE Superstars
If I give my story to the world, I wonder if they'd book me for a show
WONKA A dark reimagining of the Willy Wonka story beginning in World War II and culminating with his takeover of the chocolate factory. The Black List is an annual survey of Hollywood's "most liked" unproduced screenplays. I AM RYAN REYNOLDS An inside look at the…