44. Too Many Cooks, 10-28-14

Honourable Mention

• Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo Pitch Horse Pants on Shark Tank (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 10-27-14)
• Old Killers (Friends of the People, S01E01)
• Squabblin & Quarrelin (Friends of the People, S01E01)
• Obamacare (Key and Peele, S04E06)
• Wayne Coyne's Candy Bar Story (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E13)

Stray Observations

• "Think about the things you want in life, and then picture yourself in a dress." (Boardwalk Empire, S05E08)
• Tommy shoots Nucky in the same spot under the eye where the fatal bullet hit Jimmy (Boardwalk Empire, S05E08)
• RT: "Did #BoardwalkEmpire finale cut Willie Thompson's scenes? Synopsis says he gives out info to US Attorney. But he wasn't in the episode" (Boardwalk Empire, S05E08)
• Boardwalk Empire Season Grade: B
• The creator of The Tick works on this show?! (Gotham, S01E06)
• "I'm Lacy Wyatt, and this is the Gotham 7 Goat Watch." (Gotham, S01E06)
• "You are a scurvy louse. You are a slop bucket." (Sleepy Hollow, S02E06)
• "ChiefWiggum49 and Haloismybitch12 decided to frag me." (Sleepy Hollow, S02E06)
• Face Off Season Grade: C
• Melo! (Sons of Anarchy, S07E08)
• "Is there another character in Where's Waldo?"
  "Wizard Whitebeard."
  "Okay. That'll be fun. I haven't gone out with a white beard since I took my cousin Sally to the prom." (Modern Family, S06E06)
• This is why we need American Horror Story: to see Jessica Lange as a dominatrix and Patti LaBelle get her throat slit (American Horror Story, S04E04)
• Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories Season Grade: B
• "And that's why 'Monster Mash' was our wedding song. What was yours?"
  "Oh, it was 'Brick' by Ben Folds Five." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E13)
• "I was like a pregnant woman in Texas – I had no choice." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E13)
• "No fapping!" (Saturday Night Live, S40E05)

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