Vince explained that he'd seen a video on the internet of a man having sex with a large, home-made lasagne.
He added: "It looked rather good fun, so I went to Tesco on the way home from work and invested in a lasagne. I'm not made of money, so I got one from their Value range."
"There were two staff members nearby when I bought it and neither warned 'Do not have sex with this product when it's piping hot.'"
"When I paid for it, the checkout girl did not say 'Do not have sex with this product when it is piping hot.' I got it home and saw the packaging said 'Check food is piping hot.' Again, NO mention of not having sex with the hot lasagne."
Is that a photo of the microwave lasagne that he stuck his dick in, or was someone assigned to style a microwave lasagne to look like a dick had been stuck in it?