When it comes to the suburbs, I'm the original

Steven: this pizza place in san antonio is doing these pizzas for halloween

Steven: so i bought one
Steven: and this is what i got

Jon: it looks like a deformed fetus
Steven: sigh, i know
Steven: i was too tired to be pissed

Steven: what are you gonna be for halloween?
Jon: i'm thinking about being a walrus, but i don't think anyone will get the reference

Jon: i had this idea to rent a claw crane machine, fill it with candy that the claw can't possibly hold, and place it outside my front door

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