38. Fausto makes a hostage video (The Bridge, S02E11)

Stray Observations

• "WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM?!" (Boardwalk Empire, S05E02)
• MasterChef Season Grade: C
• "Mein Kampf was the name of John Barrowman's autobiography…?" (Bad Education, S03E01)
• "Do guys still like an Oakland face with an L.A. booty?" (New Girl, S04E01)
• "Looks like Jeffrey and Lauren want us to share in their joy. How 'bout they share in my chocolate pocket?"
  "What does that mean?!"
  "In my butt!" (New Girl, S04E01)

Drew's serpent soldier make-up (Face Off, S07E09)

• RT: "Ah yes. Terrible music during a chase scene. A proud SOA tradition." (Sons of Anarchy, S07E02)
• "I am done playing by nigger rules!" (Sons of Anarchy, S07E02)
• "I'm only reading it to attract a Mormon. I heard their lungs are perfect for transplants." (Red Band Society, S01E01)
• "Luck isn't getting what you want; it's surviving what you don't want." (Red Band Society, S01E01)
• "I will hasten him off this planet." (The Bridge, S02E11)
• "Yeast Mode." (The League, S06E03)
• "Children-friendly Watts." (Black Jesus, S01E07)

(Black Jesus, S01E07)

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[sigh] Alright. Here we go…