35. Controlling Water Illusion (Wizard Wars, S01E02) Stray Observations Kevin doesn't get Nyan Cat (The Leftovers, S01E09) "Every man rebels against the idea that this is fuckin' it – fights windmills, saves fuckin' damsels, all in search of greater purpose. You have no greater purpose…
Date Archives August 2014
William Smith
The alleys and narrow one-way streets of Philadelphia make me want to film a car chase here. The dirt-cheap cab fares and car park rates make me want to move here. SEPTA PATCO KORRA NARUTO MARTA GOKU MUNI Transit system or anime character? I was…
Rapture, Blister, Burn
This 1-800-BAD-DRUG ad for abnormal male breast growth has been airing during the Simpsons marathon, and it's even loonier than the one for transvaginal mesh failure. [visits 1800baddrug.com] 10-10-3-2-AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! stock photos of boys in risperdal ads .tumblr.com related: This Depends ad about bladder leakage after…
Unlitter Us
$39.99 Vance DeGeneres' life is quietly fascinating. — Ellen's brother — Corporal in the Marine Corps — Originated the role of Mr. Hands in the Mr. Bill short films — Co-founded a band with Go-Go's drummer Gina Schock — Daily Show correspondent — Became the…
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Philly food crawl 3? No, just a detour for work on my way home. I'll be in town for SPAM Night, though.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
34. Simon Sees (Nathan For You, S02E08) Honourable Mention Dean Ambrose empties an ice bucket on Seth Rollins' head (WWE Raw, 08-18-14) Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (WWE Raw, 08-18-14) Santa Says (Nathan For You, S02E08) Fight Scene (The Knick, S01E03) Stray Observations Is business…
There's only one everything
Almost…finished…clearing out my boss' flat. Jon: You think I can cancel your cable service for you? Pep: Why not? You pose as me and sign my signature all the time. Jon: Yes, but, won't they check identification? Jon: Hey, did you read the surrender agreement?…
Purgatory Chasm
Game Show Idea: A variation on The Price Is Right with phone number games instead of pricing games. You win stuff based on how well you know the phone numbers of contacts in your phone. "All these digits are one away from the digits in…
Suplex. Repeat.
Greatest Ever! Definitive! Alien Ant Farm?! Of those 19 songs, only "The Best of Me" really fits the bill. How do you not go with "Dammit" and "Fat Lip"? What is this I don't even… [pause] "'What I Go to School For' by Busted." "The…
Red Sucker Mouth
It's my last week living in New York City, probably ever. "How I spent much of my early 30s in New York City, crashing at my boss' flat, using a hoodie as a blanket." Pep's landlord has been showing his flat to prospective tenants. I…