Date Archives August 2014

Rapture, Blister, Burn

This 1-800-BAD-DRUG ad for abnormal male breast growth has been airing during the Simpsons marathon, and it's even loonier than the one for transvaginal mesh failure. [visits 1800baddrug.com] 10-10-3-2-AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! stock photos of boys in risperdal ads .tumblr.com related: This Depends ad about bladder leakage after…

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Unlitter Us

$39.99 Vance DeGeneres' life is quietly fascinating. — Ellen's brother — Corporal in the Marine Corps — Originated the role of Mr. Hands in the Mr. Bill short films — Co-founded a band with Go-Go's drummer Gina Schock — Daily Show correspondent — Became the…

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Fartin' Luther King

Burning New York City question: Who shops at Gristedes? It's like…whatchamacallit…Gelson's in Los Angeles. Who shops at Gelson's? I stumbled upon this while killing time at Ralphs: "Beef" is listed as an ingredient, but after "high fructose corn syrup." WUT. I recall a variation on…

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Travis Gorzelsky

Can you imagine? Produced by Michael Bay, directed by Brett Ratner. Rory: The Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott – "Hero" of cinema. Anthony Michael Hall: The "Can't Stop Partying" of cinema. What's the trifecta? Written by Akiva Goldsman? I've been watching episodes of Hungry Investors,…

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