35. Controlling Water Illusion (Wizard Wars, S01E02)
35. Controlling Water Illusion (Wizard Wars, S01E02)
The alleys and narrow one-way streets of Philadelphia make me want to film a car chase here.
The dirt-cheap cab fares and car park rates make me want to move here.
Transit system or anime character?
I was surprised to see Stevie Richards on the subway.
Stevie Richards won the Hardcore Championship 22 times?!
Hmm… According to Wikipedia, he won it 21 times.
Only a punk would claim a championship he didn't win.
McKern: Only a punk would call The Legend of Korra "anime."
Another ad on the subway:
Better see Biebs!
How is Justin Bieber, Esquire not a show on truTV?
I can't decide which would amuse me more: Bieber representing Bieber, or Bieber cross-examining Bieber.
If he ever becomes a judge – Justice Bieber.
I'm coming home.
This 1-800-BAD-DRUG ad for abnormal male breast growth has been airing during the Simpsons marathon, and it's even loonier than the one for transvaginal mesh failure.
stock photos of boys in risperdal ads .tumblr.com
related: This Depends ad about bladder leakage after a hysterectomy that aired during the Emmys.
Vance DeGeneres' life is quietly fascinating.
— Ellen's brother
— Corporal in the Marine Corps
— Originated the role of Mr. Hands in the Mr. Bill short films
— Co-founded a band with Go-Go's drummer Gina Schock
— Daily Show correspondent
— Became the permanent rhythm guitarist for Cowboy Mouth
— Now co-runs of Steve Carell's production company
Philly food crawl 3? No, just a detour for work on my way home.
I'll be in town for SPAM Night, though.
34. Simon Sees (Nathan For You, S02E08)
Almost…finished…clearing out my boss' flat.
Jon: You think I can cancel your cable service for you?
Pep: Why not? You pose as me and sign my signature all the time.
Jon: Yes, but, won't they check identification?
Jon: Hey, did you read the surrender agreement? "Walls must be painted back to original colour"?!
Jon: Will they deduct from the security deposit for leaving the shower curtain? I've never moved to this extent before.
B: Jon, people your age are raising families.
Game Show Idea: A variation on The Price Is Right with phone number games instead of pricing games. You win stuff based on how well you know the phone numbers of contacts in your phone.
"All these digits are one away from the digits in your co-worker Tom's phone number."
"Gentleman, do I have seven digits correct?"
Pathfinder on a nine-by-nine grid.
For Plinko chips: "Scott Rothman's area code: Starts with a 4 or ends with a 0?"
So a white person unconscionably kills a black person. Punish said white person by dyeing his or her skin black — John Howard Griffin, but permanent. No prison time or death penalty, just irrevocably alter his or her appearance. #jonjustice
Rory: WWF : WCW :: Mad: Cracked.
Jon: But Cracked never rivaled Mad like WCW rivaled WWF.
Jon: Extending the analogy, John Severin is Hulk Hogan, and Don Martin is Bret Hart.
Rory: Duck Edwing is Shawn Michaels?
Greatest Ever! Definitive! Alien Ant Farm?!
Of those 19 songs, only "The Best of Me" really fits the bill.
How do you not go with "Dammit" and "Fat Lip"?
What is this I don't even…
"'What I Go to School For' by Busted."
"The Lemonheads' cover of 'Mrs. Robinson.'"
"'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd."
Hüsker Dü couldn't have been on this disc?
It's like the record company just shuffled through the music libraries of its three "punk-est" employees.
It's my last week living in New York City, probably ever.
"How I spent much of my early 30s in New York City, crashing at my boss' flat, using a hoodie as a blanket."
Pep's landlord has been showing his flat to prospective tenants. I chuckle to myself every time I hear one say, "It's spacious."
33. A Selfish Act (Utopia, S02E06)
Previously on Adam Riff™:
What began as an excursion down to Philly to try Drew's sandwich ballooned into an all-day food crawl.
Philly food crawl 2? Philly food crawl 2.
Groot IMs "I am Groot."
Sketch Idea: Guardians of the Galaxy 90210. David Silver as Star-Lord. Thanos' daughter Donna. Steve Sanders as Groot. All he says is "I-an Ziering."
Joe E. Tata voices Rocket Raccoon.
Sketch Idea: The Golden Girls, but with four once-controversial rappers.
MLB Idea: Every extra inning, players on the fielding team shift a position. So in the 10th inning, the 9 position (right fielder) becomes the 1 (pitcher), and the pitcher becomes the 2 (catcher), et cetera.
Idea: Gym cars on commuter trains. Don't let lengthy commutes hinder you from working out.
Access the gym car with a train gym membership.
Build lounges in train stations, like airport lounges, where train gym members can shower and change.
Film/Television Idea: What if all the modern ranged weaponry in the world – firearms, missiles, et cetera – suddenly stopped working?
Concert Idea: An evening of HBO programme theme songs.
Enter to The Larry Sanders Show's theme song.
1. The Sopranos
2. How to Make It in America
4. Big Love ("God Only Knows")
6. True Blood
7. John From Cincinnati
8. True Detective
9. Flight of the Conchords
11. Lucky Louie
12. Six Feet Under
13. Game of Thrones
14. The Pacific
15. The Kids in the Hall
16. Boardwalk Empire
17. The Wire S1
18. The Wire S2
19. The Wire S3
20. The Wire S4
21. The Wire S5
Buckcherry, have announced plans to release a new EP, titled FUCK, on August 19th via their own label, F-Bomb Records.
Members of Buckcherry, you are in your 40s.
The band might as well rename itself Fuckcherry.
Buckfieri: Triple F!
Never a band to play by the rules, Buckcherry has made a career out of pushing the boundaries and buttons of conventional rock music. Whether it's a song audaciously celebrating the finest white flake ("Lit Up"), an homage to unstable and irresistible young ladies ("Crazy Bitch") or an apologetic ballad ("Sorry")…
Rock music about drugs and women – how scandalously avant-garde. Marcel Duchamp would be proud.
FUCK unapologetically rattles the speakers as much as it will the censors.
The titles of the songs on Fuck all contain the word "fuck," because of course they do.
"6. Fist Fuck"?
The record features six balls-to-the-wall tracks that erupt with gritty riffs and sharp-tongued lyrics, including the upcoming radio single and riotous cover of Icona Pop's hit song "I Love It," which the band naturally cranks to 11 and renames "Say Fuck It."
Way to rattle censors by cleaning up a song for radio. I L it.
Rory: "Fist Fuck" is a cover of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha.
32. Neighbours (The Strain, S01E04)
(Nathan For You, S02E06)
milkwood / el mundo / homemade ice cream and pie kitchen / the silver dollar / the comfy cow / 610 magnolia / ramsi's cafe on the world / superchef's breakfast
"This is chicken and waffles?"
Fried Chicken and Waffle (Milkwood)
radish, dill, chili paste, buttermilk dressing
Collards and Kim-chi (Milkwood)
I think I love collard greens.
Octopus Bacon (Milkwood)
smashed potatoes, sour cream, kalamata, jalapeño puree
"Octopus bacon" = smoked braised octopus tentacles. The olives killed this dish. How can people eat olives?
Sorghum and Grits Ice Cream (Milkwood)
coconut cake, coffee syrup, croissant, berries
Idea: High fructose corn syrup-flavoured ice cream.
Mamma mia! That's a spicy toilet! (El Mundo)
Pecan Chocolate Chip Pie (Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen)
georgia pecans on top of a sweet sugar and butter filling with chocolate chips and bourbon
I effort to try a chocolate pecan pie in every city I visit. This one left no impression.
I visited The Comfy Cow to try its
Bourbon Ball Ice Cream (The Comfy Cow)
sweet bourbon ball candies generously added to an old forester bourbon based ice cream
but it wasn't available, so I settled for scoops of
Policeman's Special Ice Cream (The Comfy Cow)
freshly roasted coffee ice cream combined with pieces of delicious glazed doughnuts from louisville's nord's bakery
Simply Southern Ice Cream (The Comfy Cow)
georgia butter pecan base infused with old forester bourbon, loaded with pecan pie pieces and barry callebaut dark chocolate chips
Can't you taste this gold? (610 Magnolia)
SuperChef's Breakfast is a restaurant located in the back of a consignment shop.
Pancake Platter (SuperChef's Breakfast)
red velvet / reese's peanut butter cup / caramel apple / banana pudding
Root Beer Float Waffles (SuperChef's Breakfast)
waffles served with vanilla ice cream and root beer syrup
Cheddar Biscuit Sandwich (SuperChef's Breakfast)
candied bacon, omelet style egg, asiago cheese
Roasted Red Pepper Grits (SuperChef's Breakfast)
Pretzel Croissant (SuperChef's Breakfast)
This is as much of its menu as I could fit in my stomach.
Super Duper Cakes (SuperChef's Breakfast)
Peanut Butter and Jelly Oatmeal (SuperChef's Breakfast)
slow cooked steel cut oatmeal intensified with creamy peanut butter and topped with grape jelly
Bron Bron Burger (SuperChef's Breakfast)
topped with a hot crab spread and pulled pork, served with a sweet and sour glaze on a brioche bun
Togarashi Cheesecake (Milkwood)
peanut sea salt, miso caramel, blackened pineapple
I dare say this video is better than Boyhood.
Burning New York City question: Who shops at Gristedes? It's like…whatchamacallit…Gelson's in Los Angeles. Who shops at Gelson's?
I stumbled upon this while killing time at Ralphs:
"Beef" is listed as an ingredient, but after "high fructose corn syrup."
I recall a variation on Lucky Charms with just marshmallows, but that can't be right. All sugar?
Idea: Tins of just this Danish butter cookie:
Can you imagine? Produced by Michael Bay, directed by Brett Ratner.
Rory: The Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott – "Hero" of cinema.
Anthony Michael Hall: The "Can't Stop Partying" of cinema.
What's the trifecta? Written by Akiva Goldsman?
I've been watching episodes of Hungry Investors, the Rob Ford of investment shows.
0:32 is my new ringtone.
— Adam Riff™ (@adamriffs) August 4, 2014
Shit, Saturday Night Live should find someone to play Jon Taffer so Fictional Bar Rescue can be a recurring sketch.
Taffer at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Taffer at the Double Deuce.
Ben: will the marvel cinematic universe ever meet the fox one??
Jon: sure, if fox receives a cut of the take
Jon: what did paramount receive for the avengers? 9%?
Jon: fox shares its marvel characters with disney for 20% of global distribution revenue
Jon: also: the new star wars films retain the 20th century fox fanfare