"There is a place where the sky is always blue, and the kids always eat their vegetables, because the salad there is always served with the original Hidden Valley Ranch." This copy… 1. The sky always being blue in this place has nothing to do…
Date Archives July 2014
Michigan Steak University
It's like the Duggars. Rory: An Expendables porn parody exists, though. Jon: But the Expendables in it are all women – young women. That's an adaptation, not a parody. Jon: Cast Ron Jeremy, Peter North, et al. Jon: Do [gay] porn parodies exist? Special Force:…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
30. Routine Maintenance (Utopia, S02E03) Honourable Mention "Garden of the gods" meal (Food Network Star, S10E08) Paul Heyman's promo (WWE Raw, 07-21-14) Stray Observations "At COMDEX, lavish equals shrimp." (Halt and Catch Fire, S01E08) COMDEX is the new TechCrunch Disrupt (Halt and Catch Fire, S01E08)…
Taint Brush
What should I watch tonight: Indie Game: The Movie, Video Games: The Movie, or Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie?
Silicon Valley
"A Sriracha-Themed EDM Festival Is Coming"? 2 city blocks, 3 stages of electronic music, 4 bars, and 120 sriracha-infused dishes. Meanwhile: Adam Riff™ presents Pop and Lox Festival. 3 stages of pop music and 120 dishes featuring brined salmon. Pop and Lox after-party: All-you-can-drink soda…
Southern Hospitality, American Hostility
Rich Johnson is a charismatic, serial womanizer. His name is Dick Dick. After getting caught cheating and ruining another promising relationship, Rich desperately wishes his penis would just leave him alone. Lo and behold, Rich awakes the next morning to discover that his penis has…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Conan and Dave Franco Join Tinder (Conan, 07-14-14) Honourable Mention The Master feeds on Bishop, smashes his head, moonwalks away (The Strain, S01E01) Jack's Rampage (24, S09E12) Forty Maids (Nathan For You, S02E03) Granny, Tyler, More (Loiter Squad, S03E10) Stray Observations "I'd be quitting…
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
// TAIPEI, TAIWAN I bought a shirt today with Rihanna, Jim Parsons, Sylvester Stallone, Willem Dafoe, and Thom Yorke on it each wearing Batman's cowl. — Adam Riff™ (@adamriffs) May 26, 2014 "Hey! No photographs!" (Wufenpu) Oops. I'm not sure if she feared me stealing…