24. Nosebleed (Veep, S03E09)
- Donkey Kong (Enlisted, S01E11)
- Tracking Shot (Game of Thrones, S04E09)
- Drone Pursuit (24, S09E07)
- In the Flesh Season Grade: C+
- Parker Young's Bill Cosby impression (Enlisted, S01E11)
- Knock-off "Black Skinhead" instrumental (Enlisted, S01E11)
- "What will happen the next time the mob comes?" (Cosmos, S01E13)
- Cosmos Season Grade: C+
Naked Eva Green humping air (Penny Dreadful, S01E05)
- "Post-script: Your father loves you very much and would do anything to save you. But I love you in a different way. I love you enough to kill you." (Penny Dreadful, S01E05)
- "Siri, why does God allow suffering?" (Veep, S03E09)
- "Violence solves everything." (Veep, S03E09)
- "Someone has just flown two planes into my career." (Veep, S03E09)
"Thornhill, Chung, and Maddox are continuing on for now."
"Oh, those fuckers. God, can't we just take 'em out? Is Jack Ruby still alive?" (Veep, S03E10)
- "The fuck stops here, Dan." (Veep, S03E10)
"Jesus. If I come in third, this could be the shortest administration in history."
"Yeah, like a Snapchat presidency." (Veep, S03E10)
- "I came in third, Amy, okay? Even the Nazis came in second." (Veep, S03E10)
- Veep Season Grade: A-
Extras (24, S09E07)
- Jack drives a left hand drive car in London (24, S09E07)
- RT: "Jack Bauer punched a random man out and stole his car, and then stole a brick from a homeless person. Out-of-context 24 is great" (24, S09E07)
- RT: "They should have a web series about people who have been Bauered trying to make claims to their insurance companies" (24, S09E07)
- RT: "Have [an Allstate commercial] with Logan's limo driver after Jack Robocops them. And then the cut away to President Palmer just shaking his head. 'When Jack Bauer shouts 'You have to trust me!' you'd better have Allstate'" (24, S09E07)
"Weezy's basically a Jew in the bedroom."
"Oh, you mean she wears a wig and makes you do it through a hole in the sheet?" (Fargo, S01E09)
- "See you later, Lester. See you soon." (Fargo, S01E09)
- "No good ever came from a piece of cherry pie." (Fargo, S01E09)
(Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E06)
- Vice Season Grade: C+
"As long as no one finds a body, we're clear, so we dump him in the lake – with weights."
"Do we have a boat?! Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything!" (Orphan Black, S02E09)
"She thinks there's five of you."
"There's eleven, esé!" (Orphan Black, S02E09)
- "Smile! Have a shitty day!" (Orphan Black, S02E09)
- "Would you like horse baby? Cow baby…" (Orphan Black, S02E09)
- Insemination syringe butt rape! (Orphan Black, S02E09)