So… Taipei's government blocks adamriff.com on the city's free public wi-fi.

I wonder if you can access adamriff.com at all in China.

Public urinals in Taipei flush automatically when you "approach" them, but you have to approach them to pee, so they flush before you pee.

Or do I just pee very close to urinals?

Don't bring chickens into subway stations, y'all.

Taiwanese television reminds me of this Saturday Night Live sketch. Seemingly every channel – on-screen text galore.