Would you rather just miss a bus on a Sunday, or have your genitals mutilated?
You know how on some airplanes, you can send text messages from your seat to other seats? Idea: A car-to-car chat platform. Instead of honking or flipping the bird, send (dictate) a text message.
Idea: A Showcase Showdown wheel Easter egg for iOS' default alarm clock app.
Things I dream about: Gorbachav, a chav with a port-wine stain on his forehead.
How is there no Thai restaurant in Tuscaloosa named "Crimson Thai"?
Graphic Novel Title Idea: Church and Stake. A frosty deacon vs. Deacon Frost?
If you watch Cosmos and then you watch Man of Steel — Neil before Zod.
If you watch Marathon Man and then you watch Labyrinth — David after dentist.