19. Texans respond to a severe drought (Vice, S02E08)
- Charles Barkley Eats Churros (Inside the NBA, 05-07-14)
- "We are the undead, we are the redeemed." (In the Flesh, S02E01)
- What happens when this show runs out of Keaton Henson songs to use? (In the Flesh, S02E01)
- "Congratulations, you're alive." (Cosmos, S01E09)
- "You know what kind of stories poor men enjoy the most? Ones about rich girls they'll never meet." (Game of Thrones, S04E05)
- "Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls." (Game of Thrones, S04E05)
- Kubrick film references (Mad Men, S07E04)
Kumail Nanjiani + T.J. Miller (Silicon Valley, S01E05)
- "I think you have just the right amount of…grit in your oyster." (Veep, S03E05)
- "You attacked me with a burrito. The juice could've gotten in my eyes, Dan. The spicy burrito juice." (Veep, S03E05)
- "Desperate Dan, Flailing Amy, Crippled Gary, Jizzy Mike." (Veep, S03E05)
- "I'm a Prosecco man." (Veep, S03E05)
- "Let's throw cum! Let's throw cum!" (Veep, S03E05)
- Jack Bauer is now a cyborg (24, S09E01)
RT: "Jack Bauer's confirmed kill list starts with S1 names. Like he never killed before?" (24, S09E01)
"We have to write a letter to AIDS as an assignment. I don't know what to say to AIDS."
"Umm… 'Dear AIDS, please cut it out? Uh… How's the weather in AIDS land?'" (Louie, S04E01)
- "Clean jokes: 1. Chickens are dumb." (Louie, S04E02)
- In one night, Yvonne Strahovski is headbutted in the face by Jack Bauer and elbowed in the face by Louis C.K. (24, S09E02 / Louie, S04E02)
- Bates Motel Season Grade: C
- New Girl Season Grade: C-
- "I can do Temple of Doom, man, but Crystal Skull, I'm out." (From Dusk Till Dawn, S01E08)
"Put it down."
"But it's a new phone…" (Fargo, S01E04)
"Nobody likes being watched while they eat."
"Some people do."
"Mormons." (Fargo, S01E04)
"How come the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour?"
"Because of predators. Used to be we were monkeys, right? And in the woods, in the jungle, everything's green, so in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like, we had to be able to see them in grass and trees and such." (Fargo, S01E04)
- "Star Wars: Episode VII – Boss Nass Is Back." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E01)
- The Trip to Italy Season Grade: C-
- Eating Ortolan Bunting! (Hannibal, S02E11)
- YTMND'd: "Have a chocolate!" (Hannibal, S02E11)
- Dead Ringers homage (Hannibal, S02E11)