You know rock is dead when 311, Foster the People, and Avicii are headlining modern rock radio station festivals.

"Dress to go to a punk rock concert circa 2003."

3½. Pretend that Ben Weasel hasn't publicly punched a woman in the face

What is the logic behind this combination? Saturday Night Live alums who were available?

I feel like Dana Carvey should be replaced with Norm Macdonald, or Dennis Miller with someone gentler, like Tim Meadows.

Would you rather see Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, and Rob Schneider in one night, or Adam Sandler in Africa?