I know, I know, but I can't stop laughing.
Mum: Hey, what does your schedule look like in June? You think you'll have time to fly to Taiwan?
Jan: Um… Aren't I already flying to Taiwan in May for Wayne's wedding?
Mum: A second trip to Taiwan. Because B has a job now, your uncle wants you to escort his grandkids to Taiwan for the summer. He'll cover your travel.
Jan: Me with an eight-year-old and a seven-year-old on a 13-hour flight. Will B allow it? I don't think she trusts me with her kids, never mind that I pick them up from school, like, every other day.
Jan: Okay, I'll do it if he'll also cover a detour to Japan on the way back. No, Australia. No, it'll be winter then. Borneo? I can't decide.
Joe: I need you to be in New York City during the last week of March.
[checks calendar] Hmmph. Sweet sixteen and elite eight. But The Raid 2 in limited release!
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April 18? [checks flights to Vancouver] $376.
[checks flights to Seattle] $158. But Toby doesn't have a car. Maybe I can convince Chris to drive.