7. The long tracking shot — it lasts a shade under six minutes — that follows Rust through the stash house and then during his elaborate escape to Marty's car with a prisoner in tow (True Detective, S01E04) Honourable Mention Cold open (Babylon, S01E01) Stray…
Date Archives February 2014
Bitches Leave
First stop: Voodoo Doughnut! You can now buy marijuana-infused spaghetti sauce and sarsaparilla in Colorado. [source] An oral history of "bitches leave"
Dumb Tim Hortons
Attention seeking in the 21st century: Idea: A series of pornographic short films in which she lives out her tweets with celebrity impersonators. Episode 1: "Cristiano Ronaldo" makes her cum. Episode 6: "Drake Bell," "Vanilla Ice," and "Justin Bieber" triple stuff her. Series Finale: "Eminem."…
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
B: Hey, can you pick up Max and Sophie today? Jon: Sure. Huff? B: No. Jon: Seems like you enroll them in a different school each year. B: In the JCC – Helios School for Gifted Children. Jon: Heh. Your kids are mutants? Jon: Yecch-men….
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
6. Panties (New Girl, S03E14) Honourable Mention Richard Sherman 30 for 30 Mockumentary by Frank Caliendo (ESPN, 02-02-14) Prince Preps Jess montage (New Girl, S03E14) Look at this fucking judge (MasterChef Canada, S01E03) Battle Hammer (King of the Nerds, S02E03) Stray Observations "Winston, what happens…
Big Gucci Sosa
Dude legally changed his name from Lion King Conaway to simply Lion King. Eastern Michigan coach, convert him into a defensive back for the possibility of Megatron vs. Lion King. True Detective Conversations
Swim out past the breakers, watch the world die
This week already gave us Jamie Casino, and now, signing today… "Squally Canada, Wazzu" – Sunday Night Football player introduction or gibberish? Kevin: Squally has to be a nickname. Jon: For… Pasquale Canada? Canada's first name is actually Bryant but Squally is the nickname that…
How not to shoot the wedding
Russian Wedding Photos Amazingness.
#EsuranceSave30
Jon: Has Sesame Street done a Wolf of Wall Street parody yet? Jon: The Wolf of Elm Street. He appears when you ingest quaaludes. Jon: The Wolf of Fascination Street. Jon: The Wolf of Mango Street. Chad: I don't get it. Jon: You never read…