Don't be an air hog

INT. HOTEL ROOM – AFTERNOON

"What is the point of this cylindrical pillow?"

"It's called a bolster, and it's for decoration."

"So it exists solely to be placed on a bed before I throw it on the floor to use the bed? What a waste of pillow. You could turn these square bed pillows rectangular with the stuffing in this bolster."

Idea: A bed of Pocky. Like a bed of nails, but with Pocky.

Idea: A Japanese snack spa. Hot mochi massage on a bed of Pocky. Yan Yan bath. Exfoliation by scrubbing with Shrimp Flavored Chips.

Idea: Samoasas – samosas with a Samoa cookie filling. Serve with a Thin Mint chutney.

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