Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

8. Ross and Rachel (Looking, S01E05 / Television Episode of the Year Nominee)

Stray Observations

"I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It's corrosive, like acid. You've got a demon, little man. There's a shadow in you, son." (True Detective, S01E05)
"Why should I live in history, huh? Fuck, I don't wanna know anything anymore. This is a world where nothing is solved. Someone once told me time is a flat circle. Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again." (True Detective, S01E05)
"In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow, nothing can become, nothing changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill." (True Detective, S01E05)
All the Emmys to Emmy Rossum and Jeremy Allen White (Shameless, S04E06)
Lena Dunham in a bikini forever (Girls, S03E07)
I am elated that a weekly magic television programme exists (Troy, S01E02)

Tyler and Chloe's cryptid (Face Off, S06E06)

"I'm sick of living cum to cum." (Workaholics, S04E05)
"Don't you dare listen to this bro-life propaganda. It's poppycock is what it is." (Workaholics, S04E05)
The Taste Season Grade: C
"Our reward is dinner with the original cast of Revenge of the Nerds." (King of the Nerds, S02E05)
How sick is the cast of eating Little Caesars pizza? (King of the Nerds, S02E05)
Poor Hood family. Father shot up, buried twice. Son strangled, put through a meat grinder (Banshee, S02E07)
"For the record, I didn't force Marcus to eat meat. He likes meat. He loves it. He's a carnivore. You do not want to be in a plane crash in the Andes when Marcus is on board." (About a Boy, S01E01)

House of Lulz

God of War: Ascension (House of Cards, S02E02)
DEEP WEB (House of Cards, S02E02)
Frank saying "muchas gracias" to the Hispanic congressman (House of Cards, S02E03)
Hacker McPoyle (House of Cards, S02E03/S02E04)
White powder contrivance (House of Cards, S02E04)
Ashleigh Banfield's interview questions (House of Cards, S02E04)
An hour-long interview with the Second Lady [like anyone cares] that is, for some reason, live (House of Cards, S02E04)
casual encounters >>> m4mw (House of Cards, S02E05)
Diary of an abortion doctor (House of Cards, S02E05)
Barking? (House of Cards, S02E05)

Anyone want to record a House of Cards: Season 2 "How Did This Get Made?" podcast with me?

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