INT. HOTEL ROOM – AFTERNOON "What is the point of this cylindrical pillow?" "It's called a bolster, and it's for decoration." "So it exists solely to be placed on a bed before I throw it on the floor to use the bed? What a waste…
Date Archives February 2014
Jane Fader Is My Gyro
Previously on @adamriffs: "it seems so ridiculous" says Benny Hsu, the maker of All Candy Casino Slots – Jewel Craze Connect: Big Blast Mania Land The aristocrats! Ever since Flappy Bird was yanked from app stores by its creator, clones have multiplied. This week, a…
I made this US Marshall MY BITCH!
Did you know that the actor who played Sean Cameron on Degrassi: The Next Generation is now a reporter for Fusion, ABC and Univision's joint news channel venture? The biggest knock against me professionally is that I am not proactive enough. It's a criticism that…
Wireless Festival 2007
Once upon a time, Daft Punk, LCD Soundsystem, and Calvin Harris played a show together.
The spirit gone, man is garbage
Is there a worse phrase in the English language than "she wants the D"? Tony Kornheiser noted that in sports, the word "defense" is a trochee, while outside of sports, the word "defense" is an iamb. Jon: Public sculpture game. Name the city. For example:…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
8. Ross and Rachel (Looking, S01E05 / Television Episode of the Year Nominee) Stray Observations "I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It's corrosive, like acid. You've got a demon, little man. There's a shadow in you, son." (True Detective, S01E05)…
Attack the fruity kid
My niece's birthday is next week. She wants a Frozen doll – you know, the animated film – but I'm not sure which princess she wants. There are two, and I can't remember the name she said. I think she wants Elsa? But then, what…
Nosmo King
"DMX." What a year it could've been for Earl – boxing George Zimmerman, opening for a reunited Midtown… Third Eye Blind – Vinyl Box Set Format: MP3 320Kbps
Warm Bodies
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Denver's airport is like an oasis. I understand building an airport on the outskirts of a city because of noise pollution, but Denver's airport could be miles closer and still isolated. Also, that airport hotels are seven miles away from…
Centennial Man
What does that thing above 33 denote? Oh! It's Colorado's flag. Colorado's flag looks corporate. Free association: Red Bull. I want this Colorado flag hoodie. Adam Robot doesn't think that I could hack it in Colorado, that I would ever fit in. I'm tempted to…