Date Archives February 2014

Warm Bodies

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Denver's airport is like an oasis. I understand building an airport on the outskirts of a city because of noise pollution, but Denver's airport could be miles closer and still isolated. Also, that airport hotels are seven miles away from…

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Dumb Tim Hortons

Attention seeking in the 21st century: Idea: A series of pornographic short films in which she lives out her tweets with celebrity impersonators. Episode 1: "Cristiano Ronaldo" makes her cum. Episode 6: "Drake Bell," "Vanilla Ice," and "Justin Bieber" triple stuff her. Series Finale: "Eminem."…

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