Fuck this shit.
Date Archives January 2014
Safe and Sound
32° temperature swing – weeeeeeeeee!
The Radiator Hums
I am so confused by this Selfie Olympics entry: That was his best idea? Rory: You assume that he had other ideas. Rory: Also: Rory: "Senior year of high school, I (unintentionally) wore blackface to school one day as part of a vision I wanted…
Empty Lots City Blocks
Idea: Liam Neeson film magnetic poetry. I think it would be funny if the host of Saturday Night Live just played one cast member's recurring characters. Drake is hosting this week. What if he played a recurring Kenan Thompson character in every sketch and no…
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls
Danielle e-mailed me out of the blue. i want you to have stronger opinions about movies. almost every single movie is "okay." You want me to feign enthusiasm or aversion? i want you to talk about movies more. Well, when you don't have strong opinions,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
2. Jumping Jacks (Enlisted, S01E01) Stray Observations (Sherlock, S03E02) "A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious, and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world." (Sherlock, S03E02) Pulp Fiction reference (Sherlock,…
Go to another party and hang myself
Is this the Shane Carruth film? I think so. How many films titled Upstream Colour can there be? It looks like a direct-to-video horror film. "Starring Porn Stars." According to its cover, the four-DVD set is "100% commercial free." Oh, it's a series! 16 Hours…
Low Winter Sound
[looks at date] [shrugs] I am chuffed to present The 20/13 Experience, a two-part, three-hour audio celebration of the past year. Part one (Walt), which I produced, is a scruffy mix of songs, film/television snippets, and Weird SoundCloud amusements. Part two (Jesse), which our mate…
Calm Like A Bomb
Elizabeth: Have you been to the cupcake vending machine in Beverly Hills? Jon: What? Cupcake ATM For Sprinkles addicts on the go, the Cupcake ATM is continuously restocked day and night with a variety of freshly baked cupcakes And just a few miles away… January…
Jesse Cornell Blues
I can't fall asleep nowadays without feeling like I'm gonna die. At some point every night, while lying in bed, I feel my heart failing and freak out internally. McKern successfully guilted me into standardly tipping 20%. 20% should be easier to calculate than 12%…