I have more band shirts than friends

Jon: What were the athletic monikers for your elementary school, middle school, high school, and college?
Southeast USA
Matt: Panthers, Bulldogs, Sharks, Cavaliers/Gators. College was split.
Jon: So cat, dog, fish, person/reptile.
Matt: You?
Southwest USA
Jon: Cougars, Falcons, Spartans, Bruins – cat, bird, person, bear – all four major moniker types!
Matt: Ehh… I think dogs are more prevalent than bears.

Jon: Okay, so BINGO is: cat, dog, bird, person.

Northwest USA
Jon: What were the athletic monikers for your elementary school, middle school, high school, and college?
Chris: Mustangs, Lancers, Highlanders, Huskies.
Jon: Horse, person, person, dog – two out of four.

Northeast USA
Ben: Hornets, Bulldogs, Bulldogs, Golden Gaels.
Jon: Two out of four.

Southmiddle USA
Steven: Eagles, Toros, Eagles, Armadillos.
Jon: One out of four.

Jon: This is like a social slot machine.

Jon: What were the athletic monikers for your elementary school, middle school, and high school? I know college was Spartans.
Northmiddle USA
Mike: Red Devils. Whole way through.
Jon: Red Devils, Red Devils, Red Devils, Spartans?

Rory: He must have attended a private K-12 school. Either that or Grosse Ile Townshippers are not very imaginative.

Rory: If he had attended Dickinson College – four of a kind!
Rory: If he pursues a master's at MSU – full house!
Rory: A flush: Five variations of a cat, or a dog, et cetera.
Jon: A straight: Cat, dog, bird, person, bear.
Matt: Ehh…

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