Mom: Jon, wear red pants today. Jon: Why would I own red pants? Happy Chinese New Year's Day. Here is a GIF of RZA strangling an Asian woman:

I noticed a few short (3mm) hairs on my pillow. Is my hair falling out? These hairs are post-haircut short, though, like I napped before showering after a haircut. I just washed my pillowcase… Could this be unshaven facial hair? Is my facial hair falling…

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o_O I'm guessing what's under the patio is not intact. Super Bowl prop bets: Shirts vs. skins pick 'em! Lol at Bruno Mars performing "Gorilla" at all – or wearing a tuque. I wonder if I can parlay no shirtless RHCP member, "Treasure," and no…

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Previously on Adam Riff™: I am chuffed to present The 20/13 Experience, a two-part, three-hour audio celebration of the past year. Jon: Where's Puig Destroyer? Adam Robot: What? Jon: You said they would make the cut. I didn't include them in my mix because you…

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Jon: What were the athletic monikers for your elementary school, middle school, high school, and college? Southeast USA Matt: Panthers, Bulldogs, Sharks, Cavaliers/Gators. College was split. Jon: So cat, dog, fish, person/reptile. Matt: You? Southwest USA Jon: Cougars, Falcons, Spartans, Bruins – cat, bird, person,…

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Apple and Google are currently running similar telly adverts for iPad Air and Google Play, respectively. Apple – iPad Air – TV Ad – Your Verse Google Play: Play Your Heart Out On a lark, I swapped the two adverts' narrations. Google Play video +…

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Last week, I used a men's office washroom in which the urinal was inside the toilet stall, beside the toilet. Then this week, this Sochi men's washroom photo happened: As if a stall door gap isn't discomforting enough. Assuming that one can lock the stall…

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#Wut #TheFuck? Of course it's an Oregon fan. Free association: At least with "no homo," the preceding comment is generally affectionate or innocuous.