So this is a real television programme.
Like Unsolved Mysteries, but for accidents during sex.
Meanwhile, on sister channel TLC:
I feel like I should rebuke the minstrel show that is Best Funeral Ever, but…
• The community remembers a man who loved candy so much that his casket is dipped in chocolate for the whole town to eat. [source]
At said candyman's funeral, a pastor preaches from inside a gingerbread man costume.