Hello Rockview

So this is a real television programme.

Like Unsolved Mysteries, but for accidents during sex.

Meanwhile, on sister channel TLC:

I feel like I should rebuke the minstrel show that is Best Funeral Ever, but…

• The community remembers a man who loved candy so much that his casket is dipped in chocolate for the whole town to eat. [source]


At said candyman's funeral, a pastor preaches from inside a gingerbread man costume.

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