Started from the bottom now we're here – post #5000 on Adam Riff™. Only took us 13 years, 3 months, and 7 days, or 4846 days – almost a post a day for the past 5000 days.
To commemorate, we decided to publish "The Unfinished Post."
Five years ago, Ben began composing a post. That post has been idling since in our CMS. "Drafts (1)."
Well, no longer!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, "The Unfinished Post":
This has been Adam Riff™'s 5000th post.