I saw a woman trying to exit a Party City with a bunch of inflated balloons contained in large plastic bags and thought, "That is pure waste – a waste of plastic, a waste of helium (a finite resource), a waste of ribbon, and a…
Date Archives November 2013
What my chinese students think of my "regional iconic american food" presentation
What my chinese students think of my "regional iconic american food" presentation
Nardwuar vs. Jon Yu
Nardwuar: Who are you? Jon Yu: Jon Yu of the Blond Jews. Nardwuar: Jon Yu, welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Jon Yu: My favourite city in the world. Nardwuar: Right off the bat, I have a gift for you. Jon Yu: Oh shit! A…
About Last Night
Ultimate Martial Arts Fails Compilation 2013
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
45. Clay's sermon (Sons of Anarchy, S06E09) Honourable Mention Van Alden in boss mode (Boardwalk Empire, S04E09) Water jetpack showdown (Eastbound and Down, S04E06) YouTube Challenge – I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2013 (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11-04-13) Zoe's chainsaw massacre…
Vince Carter
Jon: Hey mommy. Mom: He lives! Jon: Heh. Mom: To what do I owe the pleasure? Jon: I have a problem. Mom: Okay… Jon: I… Uhhh… Heh. How do I say this? [clears throat] Bloody semen. Mom: What? Jon: I, you know, aaaaaand it was…
What do the Mavs say?
All-day meeting today.
King for a day
2014 Grammy Awards Category changes The Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance category will be renamed Best Metal Performance and becomes a stand-alone category. Hard rock performances will now be screened in the Best Rock Performance category. R.I.P. hard rock, you taxonomic curiosity – the umami of…
Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life
Rory: What is the big Thanksgiving film release this year? Jon: Uhh… [consults Wikipedia] Heh. Oldboy. Jon: Technically, it is a family film. Jon: Homefront opens on Thanksgiving Eve too. Rory: I just saw a preview for it. Jason Statham versus James Franco and Winona…