Rory: What is the big Thanksgiving film release this year?
Jon: Uhh… [consults Wikipedia] Heh. Oldboy.
Jon: Technically, it is a family film.
Jon: Homefront opens on Thanksgiving Eve too.
Rory: I just saw a preview for it. Jason Statham versus James Franco and Winona Ryder in the deep South? Fever dream.
Jon: I like how Jason Statham doesn't even try to do an American accent.
To explain this, the filmmakers have [Statham's character] starting with the DEA as a British Interpol agent. [source]
Jon: You know, I don't think I've ever heard Jason Statham do an American accent.
Rory: In Parker, he does a hilarious Texas accent.
Jon: [consults YouTube] Jennifer Lopez is in Parker?!
Jon: French-dubbed Jason Statham sounds remarkably like Jason Statham.
Comedy Sketch Idea: Jason Statham auditions for Saturday Night Live.
Game Idea: Six Degrees of Jason Statham.
Stone Cold Steve Austin is in The Expendables with Jason Statham.
The Rock is in Fast and Furious 6/7 with Jason Statham.
Triple H is in Blade: Trinity with Wesley Snipes, who is in The Expendables 3 with Jason Statham.
Mick Foley is in Anamorph with Willem Dafoe, who is in xXx: State of the Union with Ice Cube, who is in Ghosts of Mars with Jason Statham.
The Big Show is in Jingle All the Way with Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is in The Expendables 1/2/3 with Jason Statham.
I can tie at least 50 wrestlers to Jason Statham – easy.
Rory: On this poster for Homefront, why is an American flag superimposed on his shirt? He's just protecting his daughter from meth-heads. It's not Red Dawn.