Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

44. James Van Der Beek Interview (The Eric Andre Show, S02E05)

A "Television Episode of the Year" nominee.

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "We'll get the crooks, then we'll find the law." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E08)
  • "Don't let your life get out of hand." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E08)
  • "Water: Mother Nature's piss." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • The running 'Tim Heidecker wears Wake Forest gear' gag (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Rick, Ross, Rick, Ross." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "A therapist? Some motherfucker with a little flute? Makes a fucking cobra come out of a basket." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Question. Yes. Ja Rule." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • Cat Cora – ha! (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "It's TNT. The 'T' is for taters. 'N' is for and. And the final 'T'…tits. Taters 'N' Tits." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "How did Leonardo DiCaprio figure out about gravity?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Yeah, my chin is shitty." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)

(Eastbound and Down, S04E05)

  • "No diggity, no doubt, like to bang it up." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "I'm loving how you sexualized the food. This is perfect for a shopping mall." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Instead of bacon bits, bacon tits." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Plenty of pussy and cash for nasty old Scottie Pippen." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "We are infinite!" (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Finest bottle of white zinfandel, please." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Do you have a special relationship with monkeys?"
    "Well, you know I got people in Atlanta." (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "The demands of others oftentimes conflict with the demands of living an exceptional life. Could Schwarzenegger have ascended to the top of both film and politics if he had actually given a fuck about his family?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E05)
  • "Isn't this DJ fantastic? He's from very near Vegas." (Hello Ladies, S01E05)
  • "So many feelings!" (China, IL, S02E06)
  • "Superheroes are brightly-coloured people who whoosh around and sound like throat cancer." (China, IL, S02E06)

(China, IL, S02E06)

  • "It's the masseuse!" (China, IL, S02E06)
  • "Grandma is dead." (Sons of Anarchy, S06E08)
  • "Canadian puberty. When you fart, your dick gets hard." (South Park, S17E05)
  • "Come on, bro. Kick the fuckin' baby. Let's see you try, wuss." (South Park, S17E05)
  • "I should have you be aware that my face has tested positive for queefy sauce." (South Park, S17E05)
  • "Strange Tamer." (South Park, S17E05)

(South Park, S17E05)

(American Horror Story, S03E04)

  • "Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something." (American Horror Story, S03E04)
  • Dennis using an Australian accent (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E09)
  • "It gets straighter." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E09)
  • Dee stripper disrobing cut (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E09)
  • "This is not a legal document."
    "Oh, it's 100% legal. It's on legal paper." (The League, S05E09)
  • "You own Apple stock?"
    "Yeah. I also bought beef stock, I bought chicken stock, and when the apocalypse happens, guess who they're gonna have to come to for those sweet sweet little cubes? I'm gonna be a bouillonaire." (The League, S05E09)
  • "Why would Kevin be in this building?"
    "Isn't this the lawyer building?" (The League, S05E09)
  • "I'm not in seventh grade. I don't kidnap people anymore." (The League, S05E09)
  • "Somebody call 9/11. Now." (Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories: Haunted House, 10-31-13)
  • "My name's John Heard. I'm an actor."
    "I thought… I thought that was you." (Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories, 10-31-13)
  • "This is the Casey Anthony. It tastes like a party, but something's missing."
    "I'm sorry. These cookie names are terrible."
    "That's the AIDSadoodles." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E13)
  • "Go for the diarrhea one." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E13)
  • Audacious cold open (Saturday Night Live, S39E05)
  • "His cloud is full of butts." (Saturday Night Live, S39E05)


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