I legit lolled at that logline. a screencap of the teaser for Tiger House I somehow ended up re-watching the Gordon Gartrelle shirt episode of The Cosby Show on YouTube, and it's still funny after all these years. Rory: Funnier shirt: Denise's Gordon Gartrelle or…
Date Archives October 2013
You owe me a life
A play on a 13-year-old Nelly song was the winning ad campaign? Which agency conceived it? Cool Dads and Partners? Is General Mills trying to make Honey Nut Cheerios the Sprite of cereals – the Sprite to plain Cheerios' Coca-Cola? Or did it just really…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
42. Fierce Creatures (American Horror Story, S03E02) Honourable Mention The action set piece at the supermarket (The Walking Dead, S04E01) Christian Mischief (The Birthday Boys, S01E01) Stray Observations "Sorry, Pookie." (The Walking Dead, S04E01) "I wouldn't put something alive in a box." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E06)…
Rape Gang or Die
She can't sing She can't dance But who cares She walks like Rihanna [pause] I'm looking for a girl who can sing and/or dance, but I'll make an exception for an untalented one if she has a gait similar to Rihanna's. For richer, for poorer,…
I got the strength of my legs and a violent approach
Nick Offerman: I lost two or three weeks to two video games in the '90s. One was called Banjo-Kazooie, and one was called Earthworm Jim. I'm trying to picture Nick Offerman playing Banjo-Kazooie. I've been listening to the Jay and Dan Podcast, hosted by Fox…
I'm afraid I'll be Tyrese
I passed a man begging for money to return to Baltimore, MD. Hmm… A Megabus ticket from New York City to Baltimore is what, $10? Oh, but the one time I rode Megabus, you couldn't buy tickets at the door. The driver only accepted passengers…
Chinese food takes away my stress
Where I saw the last 10 Academy Award winners for Best Picture: Argo At the AMC Star Fairlane 21 in Dearborn, MI with Mike. I remember being flustered when Mike sat down one seat away from me – first and only time I've been buffer-zoned….
Glossophobia
Rory: Does Dick Stockton currently call the most pro sports? NFL, MLB, NBA. Jon: Hmm… Mike Tirico calls three too – NFL, NBA, and golf, if you count golf. Jon: And if you count golf, then I think Jim Nantz currently calls the most pro…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Kenny gets his groove back (Eastbound and Down, S04E02) Honourable Mention Treehouse of Horror XXIV Couch Gag by Guillermo del Toro (The Simpsons, S25E02) Bob and Linda go trick-or-treating (Bob's Burgers, S04E02) "Born to Be Wild" three-point limo turn (Hello Ladies, S01E02) Caleb's move…
minimalist food-themed posters for television programmes of 2013
Minimalist posters for every episode of Breaking Bad