Previously on Adam Riff™: Nike vs. Spencer Gifts
I saw a Nike message shirt that read "MAKE ¢ENTS."
I assume that message is related to Penny Hardaway, because otherwise, it's not very aspirational. "BE HOMELESS." Penny penny coin y'all.
Asians make cents for making "MAKE ¢ENTS." shirts.
To be fair, Green Ranger, I wouldn't tap either if I knew I shared DNA with God.