Haven't you sucked my marrow enough?

Previously on Adam Riff™: Nike vs. Spencer Gifts


I saw a Nike message shirt that read "MAKE ¢ENTS."

I assume that message is related to Penny Hardaway, because otherwise, it's not very aspirational. "BE HOMELESS." Penny penny coin y'all.

Asians make cents for making "MAKE ¢ENTS." shirts.


So. Tempted.

To be fair, Green Ranger, I wouldn't tap either if I knew I shared DNA with God.


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