Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

42. Fierce Creatures (American Horror Story, S03E02)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Sorry, Pookie." (The Walking Dead, S04E01)
  • "I wouldn't put something alive in a box." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E06)
  • "I'm a mature man. I listen to fuckin' Terry Gross now." (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • RT: "Astute scholars of popular culture will surely recognize the dancing robot's song as the Lambda Lambda Lambda Rap from Revenge of the Nerds." (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "The only people that get to get wet are people that are nice to me." (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "In Mexico, you just slide down the fuckin' garbage chute, huh?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "No lines at the water park. This is what I call a wet dream." (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "There will be no dick sucks tonight." (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "Dear God, should I go get my dick sucked?" (Eastbound and Down, S04E03)
  • "I'm gonna keep my money where my mouth is – um, under my nose. That saying actually does work." (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the woodword."
    "You mean, 'woodwork'?"
    "What is 'woodwork'?!"
    "What's 'woodword'?!?!" (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "You are so drunk right now. What happens with the rest of your day? Do you even think about that?"
    "You don't understand drinking at all." (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "Well then how 'bout this? Two can help. And if two are gonna help, then I'll be one of them, 'cause two can tango on this dance." (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "You want my purses to be covered in gemstones?"
    "All guys do! That's what we think is sexy! We want to be playing a saxophone in an alley and have you walk by in a miniskirt with a purse with gems!" (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "If a genie did come out, what would you wish for?"
    "More candelabras." (New Girl, S03E05)
  • "Bitch, I will eat you!" (American Horror Story, S03E02)
  • Cornrow City Salon. (American Horror Story, S03E02)
  • "Out of my way, slave." (American Horror Story, S03E02)
  • Stevie Nicks was a powerful white witch. (American Horror Story, S03E02)
  • "At least in death you can't disappoint the ones you love." (American Horror Story, S03E02)

Gratuitous Jessica Lange eating fried chicken (American Horror Story, S03E02)

(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E07)

  • "Religious stuttering army carnies." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E07)
  • "Ho-ly shit. Dennis is Spider-Man." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E07)
  • "Like a farting mime?" (The League, S05E07)
  • "Twitter Watergate." (Parks and Recreation, S06E05)
  • "Number sign bitch boss." (Parks and Recreation, S06E05)

(Parks and Recreation, S06E05)

(Childrens Hospital, S05E12)

  • "You know you get my dick all swole. Even when it don't want to do nothing, you be getting my dick swole. It be unmotivated and you motivate it. You are goddamn, the Pat Summitt of my dick." (The Eric Andre Show, S02E03)
  • Tiny Toon Adventures references! (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E11)
  • "You played Dwight Schrute on The Office. What were your lines on that project?"
    "Um, it started like this: 'Michael! Jim put my stapler in Jell-O again. Jim, what are you doing? I'm on the phone.'"
    "Let's skip ahead to the final episode. What are your lines?"
    "Angela, I love you so much."
    "No no no. That's Who's the Boss?. Do The Office." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E11)


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