I got the strength of my legs and a violent approach

Nick Offerman:

I lost two or three weeks to two video games in the '90s. One was called Banjo-Kazooie, and one was called Earthworm Jim.

I'm trying to picture Nick Offerman playing Banjo-Kazooie.

I've been listening to the Jay and Dan Podcast, hosted by Fox Sports Live anchors Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole. It's fascinatingly puerile.

On the last podcast, Fox Sports' football rules analyst Mike Pereira joked about 1. masturbating in his apartment and 2. Jay thinking about him with a tube up his ass while masturbating.

The tube is up Mike's ass, not Jay's.

2. Jay thinking about [Fox Sports' football rules analyst Mike Pereira with a tube up his ass] while masturbating.

My girlfriend's friends went as Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley one year to Halloween.

File under: Things I never expected to hear Daniel Radcliffe say.

1 Comment

  1. Hugo 17 Oct 13 at 15:14

    SOMEBODY'S been listening to the nerdist

    Don't tell anyone but it's been my fav pcast this year shh


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