B: I don't…
Jon: [sigh] I'm Biaggio from The Kings of Summer!
B: The kings of what?
Jon: Heh. I forget how insular the Internet is.
Jon: Machete or no machete?
B: Uhh… A UC Irvine student? Jon, I have kids.
Jon: I'm P-Hound from Arrested Development! I know he's not obscure to you!
B: Oh, the roommate? You can't pull him off, Jon. All DON'T look same.
B: Let me see your list.
B: "Gay Macklemore."
B: "Florida Man"? Who's that?