Previously on Adam Riff™:
I decided to leave Los Angeles and move to either Seattle or Chicago. I chose Chicago. My mother asked a fortune teller to assess my future. "You're best-suited to live in the northwest – Seattle, Oregon, Vancouver."
I work in Manhattan, but sleep every night on a couch in someone's living room.
—Going forward, where do you want to live, Jon? You've been very accommodating to me, relocating to the east coast and whatnot, and so I will accommodate you wherever you wish to live.
Ever since we converted his apartment into a home office, my boss has been gently trying to kick me out.
—Do you want to live in Brooklyn? I don't know if you want to return to the Bay Area…
I want, more than anything, to live in the Pacific time zone, but I just don't think it's practical.
The median selling price of a house in Detroit right now is $13,556.
I'd like to live in a house, and I wouldn't have to worry about finding a job, and…casinos, but I'm terrified of driving in snow.
Tony: if you want to come check it out, let me know and you can stay at my place
Every few months, I dally with moving to Seattle, and every few months, Tony offers a place to stay.
I turn 31 in two weeks. Maybe it's time. What's that quote from Inception? "Do you want to become an old man, filled with regret?"
Chris: you know it snows every 2 or 3 years here
Chris: and the hills make it terrifying to drive in
[looks at houses in Oregon]
Devil Jon: Seattle? Oregon? You turn 31 in two weeks. Do you want to become a cold man, filled with regret?
Jon: Where, then? San Diego? Seal Beach? Back to Los Angeles?
I've dallied with moving back to Los Angeles, but I'm terrified of parking in Southern California.