Drew: False alarm apparently my boy got a 12th player and didn't tell any of us.
Jon: Well, shit, what am I gonna do with all these team names I brainstormed?

Drew: "Lee Daniels' The Cutler"?
Jon: Eh?
Drew: Heh. "Mantichrist."

Theta Chi + Pac-12 logo =

Better or worse than FXX's logo?

And now, how to re-brand to fool undiscriminating shoppers:

See also:

I remember being crushed when a mate's mum bought me Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom (NES) for my birthday when I had asked for Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project.