Bollocks. My earbuds shit out again. How long did this pair last? Five months?
[searches Internet for cheap earbuds]
Oh. Radio Shack is selling a $19.99 pair for $9.99.
INT. RADIO SHACK – AFTERNOON
"Would you like a one-year warranty for $1.50 more? One year of replacements, no questions asked."
"Naw, it's okay."
My new earbuds lasted one day before shitting out.