Spit on a boy named Tina in Pasadena

Bollocks. My earbuds shit out again. How long did this pair last? Five months?

[searches Internet for cheap earbuds]

Oh. Radio Shack is selling a $19.99 pair for $9.99.

INT. RADIO SHACK – AFTERNOON

"Would you like a one-year warranty for $1.50 more? One year of replacements, no questions asked."
"Naw, it's okay."

My new earbuds lasted one day before shitting out.


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