Previously on Adam Riff™ (Feb 13, 2008):

Television shows I'm most eager to watch each week
5. jPod
4. Skins
3. Lost
2. The Wire
1. Breaking Bad

It's not too late to jump on the Bad-wagon. Only three episodes have aired.

To be fair, Jonny has come lately to a number of shows – The Shield, 24, Lost, Mad Men. I've still never seen the first season of Lost.

Do kids still buy graphing calculators? Or is it all graphing calculator smartphone apps nowadays? And if it's smartphone apps, how do you prevent cheating during tests? And do the apps come with Drugwars?

Texas Instruments still sells the TI-83?!

I myself rocked an 85.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by cronuts, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix

I wonder if any children will dress as Trayvon Martin for Halloween.

I should hand out Skittles on Halloween wearing a hoodie.

If you ever want to extract information from me, force me to listen to "Clarity" by Zedd on a loop. I would rather George Zimmerman be acquitted for killing me than listen to "Clarity" by Zedd.

Idea: A mash-up of "New Slaves" and "Greensleeves." I can hear it in my head.

The stuff you stumble upon while searching for images of blackheads on the Internet…