Moebius A couple's fight over the husband's infidelity turns to a grotesque calamity. After failing to sever her husband's penis, the infuriated wife chooses instead to dismember her son in order to hurt his father. an actual screencap of the trailer #comingattractions [Poll] Is 'Event…
Date Archives August 2013
Jets are like comets at sunset
Drew: False alarm apparently my boy got a 12th player and didn't tell any of us. Jon: Well, shit, what am I gonna do with all these team names I brainstormed? Drew: "Lee Daniels' The Cutler"? Jon: Eh? Drew: Heh. "Mantichrist." Theta Chi + Pac-12…
Brad Reputation
Some days, New York City feels surreal. All of this originated from a single-celled organism. [head asplode] Some days, I feel surreal. I am a living human being. This is my body. Science Fiction Idea: What if fetuses decided whether or not to be aborted?…
Live Thog: Short Term 12
[previews] Jane Lynch is cast as a therapist a lot. Another film with Jane Lynch – playing another therapist! Josh Gad and P!nk as lovers? Mason is barely recognizable as Jim Harper on The Newsroom. Oh. Jan Levenson-Gould is in this film. Where have I…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
34. Trailer Park Boys (The Bridge, S01E07) Honourable Mention CM Punk legit gets mad at fat guy (WWE Raw, 08-19-13) Stray Observations #jesseplemonskillingpeople (Breaking Bad, S05E10) Landry and Herc (Breaking Bad, S05E10) "That's a butter-everything." (Wilfred, S03E11) "Hold your horse AIDS." (Childrens Hospital, S05E05) #clipoftheweek…
Spit on a boy named Tina in Pasadena
Bollocks. My earbuds shit out again. How long did this pair last? Five months? [searches Internet for cheap earbuds] Oh. Radio Shack is selling a $19.99 pair for $9.99. INT. RADIO SHACK – AFTERNOON "Would you like a one-year warranty for $1.50 more? One year…
Delirium Tremens [UPDATE]
In honor of its first birthday, Prohibition Bakery is selling a limited edition Hemingway-inspired cupcake called Death in the Afternoon. The cupcake, based on the author's Champagne and absinthe concoction of the same name, consists of Champagne cake with Champagne filling and absinthe frosting. [source]…
Promise Heron I'll put my fist up after I get my dick sucked
I finally got Spotify. Jon: I was just curious to hear Ocean Avenue Acoustic! Adam Robot: Sure… There was increased security at the [Eminem] concert following 6 stabbings and 2 fatalities at a Swedish House Mafia gig at the nearby Phoenix Park in 2012. [source]…