My brother is seven years younger than me. When he was little, I thought it would be fun to see if I could get him hooked on the film Batman Forever. So whenever he grew restless, I would pop Batman Forever in our VCR, and…
Date Archives July 2013
The night has fallen down the staircase
Beard Beer Rogue Ales brewmaster John Maier discovered that the wild yeast growing in his beard could be cultivated to a state suitable for fermenting beer. If you manage to get past the mental block that goes with drinking an ale with human beard yeast…
Live Thog: The Wolverine
Future shantytown slum Earth was shot in Mexico City, while off-planet paradise Elysium was shot in Vancouver, Canada. Hmm… The Sea of Monsters is the Bermuda Triangle. Ah so… Did a five-year-old write this? Percy Jaxecop. Why don't comic book characters retreat to warm climates?…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
30. Jon Voight dances to Heavy D, sniffs poppers in a gay club (Ray Donovan, S01E04) Stray Observations (Big Brother, S15E11) "Soda is better than juice." (Axe Cop, S01E01) Jon Voight: Nightmare Sex Dad (Ray Donovan, S01E04) "I pay how much to live in a…
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Adam Riff™ Mailbag
Carey Mahoney writes: Jon, have you ever had a nickname? Uhh… July 1996. On the first day of a summer school English class, the instructor asked each student to fill out an index card with information about themself, and draw a self-portrait on the back….
Relax and Rolex
Idea: A Netflix-like service for sporting events. I'm surprised one doesn't exist yet. Every sport, every game ever, in its entirety, on demand. Subscribe as fan, a scholar, or a scout. Watch with the original commentary or just natural audio (if available). —The search feature…
Raisins and Ramen
I made some stuff in Photoshop:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Jon Voight: Twerking Enthusiast (Ray Donovan, S01E03) Honourable Mention CM Punk vs. Paul Heyman [feat. Brock Lesnar] (WWE Raw, 07-15-13) Matt Harvey Asks New Yorkers About Matt Harvey (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 07-15-13) Sonya's one night stand (The Bridge, S01E02) Stray Observations "I…