1 White House Down Syndrome, heh. Another animated film about auto racing? Legendary is like Warner Bros.' sugar daddy. I hereby sentence you to 300 cycles in a dildo! "I'm a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist!" [chortles] Lois channeling [redacted]. Free association: Lois Lounds. #hannisteel You know…
Date Archives June 2013
Watermelon Oreo
WUT.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
24. North Korean Computer Lab (Vice, S01E10) "Television Episode of the Year" candidate. Honourable Mention The new Sherlock Holmes (Family Tree, S01E04) Sex montage (Maron, S01E07) Stray Observations "It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy." (Game…
Dad's Day Double Indulgence Box
What every dad wants.
Another 48 Hours
Tuesday [flushes urinal] Was my urine red? […] [flushes urinal] My urine is red. Jon: I think I have a urinary tract infection. Rory: What? How…? Have you been humping feces? Jon: I don't have time to search for a physician in New York City….
Festival Supreme
Paul F. Tompkins is somehow not involved.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
No contest. 23. The Red Wedding (Game of Thrones, S03E09) cue: silent clock Honourable Mention Pete gets high (Mad Men, S06E10) Zach's Kitchen (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E06) Doc Emrick calls the final 90 seconds of play (Penguins vs. Bruins: Game 4, 06-07-13)…
Vladimirovich
"Why doesn't Malkin have a playoff beard?" "Has a player ever donned a fake beard?" "Evgeni Merkins, heh."
Charlemagne
Metal albums or Starz drama?