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25. Mark Henry's "retirement" (WWE Raw, 06-17-13)

Stroud: This is the kind of Raw moment that justifies the 95% crap-to-greatness ratio we sit through every week.

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

(Mad Men, S06E12)

"We are at DEFCON Fuck." (Veep, S02E09)
"Jesus, look at his stupid gaping mouth. Let's put stuff in it." (Veep, S02E09)
"Oh, no, that's a fuckin' wire brush to my hemorrhoids." (Veep, S02E09)
"He's just a varicose dick vein." (Veep, S02E09)
"Put this on. It's some ice cold lobster. Here's a couple of shrimp." (Family Tree, S01E05)
Speed Racer (Futurama, S07E14)
"Aww man, I can't afford no Medicare co-payments!" (Futurama, S07E14)
"Amy's birthday is this weekend. Are you gonna be back in time to throw her a party?"
"Ohhh… Actually, not this year. I'm gonna be… I'm gonna be M.I.A."
"Oh, that's a good disguise. You gonna get a wig?"
"…What?"
"You gonna get eye shadow and a wig? 'Cause you're gonna be M.I.A."
"…Are you making a joke?"
"Get high like paper, get fly like planes. Calling all trains. Pew pew." (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E08)
"I do remember certain things from my past. Yes, it's coming back to me now. 1945. My owner was a little girl – Anne. Anne Frank. Anne and her rules. No walks, no trips to the groomers. In the end, I just snapped. I screamed at her. "ANNE! I'M DYING HERE! IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!" And thank God, these well-dressed German men heard my barking and broke into the attic. Those brave heroes rescued me." (Wilfred, S03E01)

(Wilfred, S03E01)

"There's only one way to settle this: rape fight." (Wilfred, S03E01)
"Lead singer of Smash Mouth handjob giver." (Wilfred, S03E02)
"Who do I look like? Fonzie?"
[pause]
"Nothing? Really? Fonzie? Eyyyyy… Nothing?"
"The bear?" (Maron, S01E08)