Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


25. Mark Henry's "retirement" (WWE Raw, 06-17-13)

Stroud: This is the kind of Raw moment that justifies the 95% crap-to-greatness ratio we sit through every week.


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • Ken "The Governor" Cosgrove (Mad Men, S06E12)


(Mad Men, S06E12)

  • "We are at DEFCON Fuck." (Veep, S02E09)
  • "Jesus, look at his stupid gaping mouth. Let's put stuff in it." (Veep, S02E09)
  • "Oh, no, that's a fuckin' wire brush to my hemorrhoids." (Veep, S02E09)
  • "He's just a varicose dick vein." (Veep, S02E09)
  • "Put this on. It's some ice cold lobster. Here's a couple of shrimp." (Family Tree, S01E05)
  • Speed Racer (Futurama, S07E14)
  • "Aww man, I can't afford no Medicare co-payments!" (Futurama, S07E14)
  • "Amy's birthday is this weekend. Are you gonna be back in time to throw her a party?"
    "Ohhh… Actually, not this year. I'm gonna be… I'm gonna be M.I.A."
    "Oh, that's a good disguise. You gonna get a wig?"
    "…What?"
    "You gonna get eye shadow and a wig? 'Cause you're gonna be M.I.A."
    "…Are you making a joke?"
    "Get high like paper, get fly like planes. Calling all trains. Pew pew." (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E08)
  • "I do remember certain things from my past. Yes, it's coming back to me now. 1945. My owner was a little girl – Anne. Anne Frank. Anne and her rules. No walks, no trips to the groomers. In the end, I just snapped. I screamed at her. "ANNE! I'M DYING HERE! IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!" And thank God, these well-dressed German men heard my barking and broke into the attic. Those brave heroes rescued me." (Wilfred, S03E01)


(Wilfred, S03E01)

  • "There's only one way to settle this: rape fight." (Wilfred, S03E01)
  • "Lead singer of Smash Mouth handjob giver." (Wilfred, S03E02)
  • "Who do I look like? Fonzie?"
    [pause]
    "Nothing? Really? Fonzie? Eyyyyy… Nothing?"
    "The bear?" (Maron, S01E08)

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