26. Chocolate Rain (Mad Men, S06E13) Honourable Mention "NOT GREAT, BOB!" (Mad Men, S06E13) Abraham Lincolns fight (Family Tree, S01E06) Stray Observations "Los Angeles is not what you see in the movies. It's like Detroit with palm trees." (Mad Men, S06E13) "Three fucks, you're out."…
Date Archives June 2013
El Scorcho
Babysitting B's children… "So what do you kids want to do?" A: Watch YouTube videos of Swedes playing a Minecraft mod. "Uncle Jon, I'm thirsty!" "Okay." [opens refrigerator] Chocolate hemp milk? I saw this while picking up kidney stone medication: MCGUIRE-STYLE MALE URINAL I know…
The Master – Elevator outtake
I have watched this outtake from The Master on repeat for the past five minutes and the magic of the first viewing has not diminished. Everything about it is perfect – Philip Seymour Hoffman's reaction, Joaquin attempting to stifle (or should I say quell?) his…
BruWINZ
GPOY 2002, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012 – One of my teams finally won a championship. Today was a good day. World War B Idea: A supercut of baseball team dogpiles.
I am not permanent
Washington, D.C.'s street layout was designed to confuse invading armies. [source] Or aggravate. » Union Station » Washington, D.C. How do cabs in our nation's capital not accept credit cards? Like the one for MetroCards in New York City, the $1 surcharge for paper Metrorail…
Your heart is a monument to a childhood of abuse
Celebrity Ghost Stories Coco, Craig Kilborn, Diana DeGarmo, Tommy Davidson Craig Kilborn finds a dog killed by a ghost. [pause] Oh wow. The next episode features Tom Green, and the previous episode featured the actor who played Matt on Nip/Tuck. Scare Are They Now? July…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
25. Mark Henry's "retirement" (WWE Raw, 06-17-13) Stroud: This is the kind of Raw moment that justifies the 95% crap-to-greatness ratio we sit through every week. Honourable Mention I have no idea what is happening (Adventure Time, S05E24) Stray Observations Ken "The Governor" Cosgrove (Mad…
O.K.
Woooooooooooooooooooooork's. out. for. summer! In retrospect, I shouldn't have cheaped out on an 8h 36m, one-stop flight, but at least I'll get to try Usinger's sausages. Ooh! Schulzies Bread Pudding finally opened in San Francisco.
Forgive Me, Stan Park
Off to the National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C. for the world premiere of the documentary film I've been working on. It's no Kings of Summer, but it does feature a rare appearance by moi in front of a camera. Our music composer is one…
Weak Chin Music
Previously (2010) on Adam Riff™: My band The Blond Jews and I are currently prepping our follow-up to 2007's Web-rip 128kbps (NUKED) LP. Its working title is A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Darkness, and it is a literary concept album. I am chuffed to announce…