21. Cosgrove Follies (Mad Men, S06E08)
Honourable Mention
- Sex Doll (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E04)
- Fresh Prince Reunion (The Graham Norton Show, 05-24-13)
Stray Observations
(The 2013 Billboard Music Awards, 05-19-13)
- "I am the god of tits and wine. I shall build a shrine to myself." (Game of Thrones, S03E08)
- "And so my watch begins." (Game of Thrones, S03E08)
- "I've had loss in my life. You have to let yourself feel it." (Mad Men, S06E08)
- "Are we negroes?" (Mad Men, S06E08)
- "I was like the Hunter S. Thompson of bar mitzvahs." (Veep, S02E06)
- "Compared to you, that Monet…a piece of shit." (Veep, S02E06)
- "Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." (Veep, S02E06)
- "Hey Catherine. Pretty nice cake you got there." (Veep, S02E06)
- "Died so young with a broken heart and lungs full of the flatulence of his betrayer." (Family Tree, S01E02)
- "SCREW OFF, SHITHEAD!" (Bates Motel, S01E10)
- Watch Vera Farmiga's Most Hysterical Freak Outs on Bates Motel
- RT: I love how Bates Motel is set in 20-1952-87-05. (Bates Motel, S01E10)
- What is that on Teddy's butt? Hair? (Rectify, S01E06)
- Oh. It was ground coffee. (Rectify, S01E06)
- RT: I had a big problem with the setting of the corpse totem construction. Isolated on a deserted beach backed by a forest, the only realistic way for a single man to construct the totem was while it was laying on the ground, just as Will fantasized. But the core of the totem is a massive log (looked at least two feet thick, about 20 feet long). It would weigh well over two tons and would require a massive truck to get it out to the beach. Add 15 people's body parts stuck to the pole, the construction would probably be close to 6,000 pounds. There's no counterweighted pulley system I can imagine (in the middle of a long stretch of beach) that would enable one man to lift the totem into a vertical position. You would need an industrial crane to lift the totem into a vertical position, and even then it would not be a one man job. On top of that, there's no way one man could build one side of the totem "decorations" and do anything to the other side until it was lifted into a vertical position (and secured in a very deep hole). Then you would probably need scaffolding to attach the body parts to the other side. It was a huge, arduous project that would require industrial vehicles and (probably) a small team of coworkers. All in the middle of nowhere with what appeared to be no easy access. Then we find out that the killer is a non-muscular guy in his mid-60s. (Hannibal, S01E09)
- RT: My first thought was "where the hell is there a beach in West Virginia?" (Hannibal, S01E09)
- "It's Filipine, anyway. What is that? Some kind of Chinese-Mexican hybrid, right?" (Maron, S01E04)
Looking ahead:
