(hat tip: matt langer)
Bartender: Can I see some ID?
Bartender: You're 30 years old?!
Jon: Heh. Yup.
Bartender: You should cherish looking young.
The editors for the film I'm working on are mostly graduating NYU students. Two of them asked me to attend a joint birthday/graduation party.
Jon: Are you not old enough to buy alcohol? Is that why you want me to—?
Jake: No, no. We'd just like for you to attend.
Jon: Well, I dunno… I shouldn't be partying with college seniors. I mean, I'm almost a decade older!
Ann: At least pop by for a drink. One drink.
I felt like Don Draper.