Martial arts person of interest Tony Jaa returns this August in Tom Yum Goong 2 (or: The Protector 2). In this blurry Cannes sizzle reel, I spy RZA, first-person parkour, and a fight scene with flaming shoes. Related: Hybird, ?uestlove's drumsticks-only fried chicken food stand…

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Jon: Quenneville… I feel like I've seen dozens of actors who look like him. Tom Selleck? Jon: Who's next? Seth: Umm, Sharks coach Todd McLellan. Jon: Free association: Adam Arkin, but McLellan has a rounder head. Rory: He looks like Jason Bateman in this photo….

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1. I hear Mike Pizza tastes faaaaabulous. 2. In what universe is orange juice and mayonnaise (or orange-flavoured mayonnaise) delicious? 3. #Blessed? What? 4. Mike Pizza comes topped with Italian sausage. [ducks] 5. As Chopped only seems to produce gimmick episodes nowadays, how 'bout an…

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12:12am – Manhattan [lies down on couch] I am exhausted. 12:20am Fuck it's hot. My skin feels like a frog's. [opens windows beside couch] How is traffic still bustling this late on a Wednesday? 12:25am Aaaand now a couple is fighting directly outside. Where did…

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The voice cast for Epic is bizarre, old sport. Of all songs, a ménage à trois to Fatboy Slim's remix of "Body Movin,'" old sport? Oh. Right. Beastie Boys continuity from the first film, old sport. Chekov switches to a red shirt – a Chekhov's…

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(hat tip: matt langer) Bartender: Can I see some ID? Bartender: You're 30 years old?! Jon: Heh. Yup. Bartender: You should cherish looking young. The editors for the film I'm working on are mostly graduating NYU students. Two of them asked me to attend a…

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